It might sound crazy, but I have a new theory about the goings-ons in Joaquin's life. And at this point, what doesn't sound crazy in the world of our young hip-hopper?
Making the headlines in national news this week was a story about Phoenix, AZ, being the kidnapping capital of the U.S. (Full story here.) So what if Phoenix (the city) has kidnapped Phoenix (the person) in order to brainwash him and make him the spokesperson/posterchild/mascot of this booming metropolis? And what if, in their efforts to keep things undercover, they replaced Phoenix (the person) with Phoenix (the imposter)?
Far-fetched, I know. But truth is stranger than fiction...
And anyone who knows about distinguishing features (i.e. scars, tattoos, birthmarks, etc.) of the real Phoenix (the person) is asked to contact Casey Affleck.
You're gonna be okay, Joaquin. We're gonna find you. And we're gonna bring you back home.
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