Coming Soon To Theatres?

Joaquin isn't making any progress on climbing up the "Most Influential People" charts. Recent Hollywood news outlets report that Casey Affleck is screening his documentary I'm Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix for potential distribution companies. Magnolia Pictures appears to be interested, and believe it or not, the film might make it into theatres.

Unfortunately, the documentary shows the previously highly-esteemed actor in a variety of unscrupulous endeavors. Too unscrupulous to mention, in fact (think a very low-budget Sex and the City).

The diagram below shows the relation between Joaquin's demise and Casey's ultimate success (and though Robert Pattinson's popularity wouldn't seem to be linked with Mr. Phoenix's behavior, some theorists contend there is a correlation):

What does Casey have to gain from this exploitation of his brother-in-law? Besides the monetary benefits, the lesser-known Affleck's reputation could be boosted. If the documentary is picked up by a major studio, Joaquin will forever be out of the running of PETA's "Sexiest Vegetarian" contest. With Joaquin out of the picture, Casey could make it to the top 25, at least.

Now, he just has to hope that RPattz never gives up meat.