Thursday, April 16, 2009

Dedication and Disappearance

Joaquin has managed to disappear from headlines of all the gossip rags, leaving The Order to believe that he has barracaded himself in his studio to fully concentrate on his art. Rumors are circulating that he is working on a song called "I've Got A Beard", which includes the lyrics: I've got my dark shades and my skinny ties/I'm out shaving gigs while you at Great Clips shaving guys. and Hey Dave, if you could see me now/Chewing my gum but don't have a cow/Gonna grow this beard to my knees somehow/Like Dwayne Johnson, anything is possible.

Another possible theory about Joaquin's recent media escape act is the possibility that he took Ms. Paltrow's advice and has moved to the projects, where few journalists are brave enough to follow.

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