What the What!?

The world of Joaquin Phoenix has turned topsy-turvy once again. Though instead of the usual bizarre shenanigans that rappers are famous for, it is his seemingly normal-esque behaviour that has The Order scratching our metaphorical itchy beards in confusion.

In a new PSA for the notable organization TWLOHA, Mr. Phoenix appears not only clean-shaven and naked-eyed, but considerably coherent. When the PSA begins, he appears to be in his old mental state, but it gets a bit better. Here are some highlights:

• The way in which Joaquin seems disappointed when TWLOHA founder Jamie Tworkowski leaves him alone with Miley.
• The part where Joaquin acts like he doesn't know (or care) who Miley Cyrus is.
• The time when Joaquin continuously forgets that Miley is a singer.
• Joaquin talking about Lady GaGa's songs, "Everybody Goes Up" and "Two Lashes At a Time". (Because he's so familiar with her work.)
• When Joaquin imitates Miley's dancing to "Bad Romance" and looks at her as if she is the one who is certifiably insane.
• The part where Joaquin refers to Facebook as "the face thing".
• And when he again pretends to forget Miley's name, calling her "Jessica Silas".

This incredible shift in behavior and appearance poses the question: Is there any way that Joaquin could provide Miley with whatever medications/illegal substances he was on last year to calm her down? The USA would be a better place if she was the one giving monosyllabic answers on Letterman.

And another thing...Joaquin's gonna be on Miley World?