I am a Phoenix

Due to the lack of recent posts, you might be thinking that The Order has given up the blog in pursuit of a rap career. However, there is no need for pre-ordering our album just yet. We have been nothing but viligant in our observations of Mr. Phoenix, it's just that, well...there hasn't been much to observe.

One thing Joaquin hasn't been doing is being the Sexiest Vegetarian of the Year. That honor went to Milo Ventimiglia (you might know him from Fergie's music video of "Big Girls Don't Cry"...but hopefully you don't). For now, that eliminates the possibility of Alec Baldwin or the CCF being involved in his seemingly strange behavior as of late. But don't count them out just yet, campaigns are already beginning for 2010's SVOTY.

More recent rumors involve the University of Phoenix trying to trademark his name or possibly use him as a spokeperson. Ads for the online university feature students boasting, "I am a Phoenix." Perhaps the school is hoping for a successful career switch from actor-to-rapper, which is when they will create a new marketing plan spotlighting him as the face of the school.