Walking With Joaquin

"Walking With Joaquin," a daily stroll.

I was recently catching up on the latest Joaquin Literature, and came across this incredulous article harassing our star. "He's Just Insecure," it croons, as if Joaquin is putting on some "self-centered cynical performance" for the media in order to cover up his deep-seeded vulnerability.

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11707110 (link to the article mentioned above).

I loath to think this could be the case. But is Joaquin 'crazy' like many skeptical bloggists and interweb dilettantes are claiming he is? Damn straight he's crazy...crazy-precocious that is! That's right (look it up in the dictionary!), precocious. He has far advanced all his other acting buddies and stepped into the new arena of method acting in which he is actually becoming the character of actor-turned-hip hop star. This is the role of a lifetime...literally, because this is his life now. Whoa. I cannot wait for this movie, that he is currently getting into character for, to come to theaters near me!! He is sooo going to win a Golden globe for this. Or a Grammy, whichever one seems most appropriate. Maybe an MTV Teen Choice Award, or was it Music Video Award? Doesn't matter, he'll win them all!

And to end this 'stroll' with a good mental stretch (because stretching after you doing anything is always important in order to prevent injury)...a daily quote from Joaquin:

“No, but I feel it. I'm not worried about the looks. I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. ... What did you ask me?” -JP


-Bean